Do you value a good Catholic School education?!

Question:

Do you value a good Catholic School education?

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Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

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12 hours ago
And then the Nun fainted.


Peace.

Answers: 12 hours ago
And then the Nun fainted.


Peace. Another joke to pass on to my girlfriend... we were both raised Catholic.... and I went to Catholic school from Kindergarten to Grade 8... and get this: K to 6th was French school! Catholic French school! It was great! lol Excellent joke LMAO haa haa haa!! verry funny Quite a funny joke, nice one.

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