My Duckies the last 1 for Fridaynight and then I'm off!!!!?!
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My Duckies the last 1 for Fridaynight and then I'm off!!!!?
A married couple are travelling across country and stop off at a high-class hotel.After spending the night they check out and discover the bill is ￡600."This is ludicrous"complain the husband."￡300 each for 1 night?"The price also include the use of the hotel sauna,complementary drinks at the bar,and our car valet service,"replies the desk clerk."But we didn't use the suana2,says the husband."You could have if you wanted to"replies the clerk."And we didn't drinks at the bar"says the husband."You could have if you wanted to"replies the clerk."And we didn't have our car valeted"says the husband."You could have if you wanted to"replies the clerk."I give up,"says the husband and writes a cheque."Excuse me"says the clerk,"but the cheque is only for ￡100."I know replies the husband,"but I'm charging you ￡500 for sleeping with my wife".I didn't sleep with your wife",says the clerk."No,"replies the husband,"but you could have if you wanted to".
Star if you like it nite nite see yea later.xxx
Answers: i just wanna take this opportunity to thank you ................ thanks to you down at my local watering hole i am the main man ...... i been passing on Ur jokes an they think i'm some sort of stand up......... so don't stop please I'm doing well ya wee beauty ha ha thanks hun nite nite that was good made me chuckle x lol
star for you! i enjoyed the joke, but you had a lot of gramatical errors that made it hard to read, the you went from 600 to 300 funny one Wonder Star. Goodnight (\(*:*) i have heard this one b4 but its still hilarious ahahah i love it! LOl,lol,lol.Clever hubby.That was great. Thank you for a great laugh and for sharing. Good nite from me too. Excellent!! the oddest swinger in town.lol ha ha ha funny