Jokes for a 3 and a half year old!?!
Question:
Jokes for a 3 and a half year old!?
My son is 3 and half and is into telling jokes right now. He tells the same 3 over and over again and I can't find any funny and age appropriate ones. If you know any, I'd love to hear them. Thanks!
Answers: Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A. Because he had no "body" to go with
Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s
Q. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
A. Pup-corn
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!
Q. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they're always stuffed!
Those are a few I found on the internet lol Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
--Why are you crying? I just asked who was there!!
What do you call 2 banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers.
*Enjoy* Q; What do you call a snake with grandchildren?
A; Nanaconda.
Q; How do skunks go to school?
A; Alphabetical oder.
Q; Where do dogs get new tails?
A; At the RE-tail shop. what key opens a bannana ?
A monKEY...
enjoy There's always the 'wide mouth frog joke' It's alway a winner. Even a 3 and a half year old should find it funny but failing that, everyone else will be so amused, they will laugh anyway!! It's clean and a real family favourite. what did the big chimney say to the little one?
your to young to smoke
get it? whats about 6 inches long, wrinkly and drives girls crazy??
a dollar bill