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This is a pretty good one, a girl tells of a rather embarrassing date. This is a real story.
I am going to be translating it bit by bit into English, so if it doesn't turn out too funny, you can blame me.
A girl goes out on a date with a guy she doesn't know. It was mid-winter, and they decided to go skiing.
Everything went smoothly, until they began to drive back home. The girl regretted having drunk too much water before they headed back as soon they started back.
After a little while, they were in the middle of nowhere, and the next rest area/bathroom is over an hour away. The girl really needs to go, but there is no good location for it. So the guy encourages the girl to hold it in a bit longer.
Unfortunately, the weather changed for the worse as a heavy snow storm began. Natually, the speed at which they could drive became slower and slower.
Finally, the girl just couldn't hold it in any longer, and she informed the guy that if he does want her to wet his front passenger seat, he'd have to let her out right there.
As soon as the car stopped on the side of the road, she jumped out and squatted right next to the car, near the back bumper. Her companion got out, without trying to peek[yeah right], blocked the wind for her.
Due to the packed snow toward the side of the road, it was not comfortable for the girl to remain stable. So for comfort, she moved a little and used her butt to stablize her with it touching the back bumper of the car.
Although the scenery isn't great, the girl definitely felt relieved as she went right there next to the road.
After she finished, naturally she would stand up and pull up her pants, but as she went to do that, she found her butt stuck to the bumper and she is unable to stand up. She was already picturing blood squirting out of a rather large wound on her butt if she tried too hard to stand up. The cold weather has caused some serious problems here.
After a while, the guy wondered why she was taking so long, so he asked, "What's taking you so long?"
Not knowing how to answer besides the truth, she said, "My butt cheeks are stuck to your rear bumper, I need some help . . . seriously."
The girl covered herself up as well as she could when he turned around. The guy took a look, first it was a moment of disbelief, then he just exploded with laughter.
Affected by this, and not knowing what else to do, the girl laughed along with him as well.
It took them some time to stop laughing, and finally they began to look at the problem seriously. Although everything seems bizzare and stupid, as well as funny, they couldn't find themselves locating an answer anywhere.
They both agreed that they need something warm to apply to where she is stuck, but they were in the middle of nowhere, how are they going to find anything warm?
At first they couldn't think of anything, but that was solved quickly.
They both agreed on their solution as probably the only possible way at the moment.
So the girl turned her head aside, and her companion unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and proceeded to piss at her butt where it was stuck to the bumper.
The warming method was successful, both of them hurried back inside the car.
They didn't talk much the rest of the trip back.
They have not communicated with each other again after that day.
Answers: hahaha would you? Ha ha ha ha yeah I wouldn`t talk to someone who did that to me either rotflmao/lol don't worry, it was funny Read this about 12 months ago on the internet. Guess they are a bit p*ssed with each other. that was actually kinda funny ty was that girl you, and you dont want anyone to know you can tell me I wont tell anyone promise!! oh dear.... how embarrassing lol pmsl Embarrassing, but very funny.. I would talk to him again tho, lol LOL
she should have held it in That is excellent. Have a star. Thank you. haha now thats embarrassing. Star THIS IS WAY TO LONG FOR ME!!!!! Ya i dunno why she didnt talk to him but HAHAHAHA xD Oh no, no way!!
The poor girl!!!
hahaha yuck! ha LMFAO!!!!!!!!
that WAS funny Calam.
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STAR 4 U!!!! Hahahahahahaaaaaa, that's sooooooooooooo funny pmsl hun, your translating is good, well done, so funny
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxxx ha ha ha funny