Last one folks having a cuppa then bed i am kn**kered xxx funny or not xxxx?!
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Last one folks having a cuppa then bed i am kn**kered xxx funny or not xxxx?
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.
He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".
"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
Answers: Very good hehe OMG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLll you have me in stitches this morning.... Now go to bed and let me recover!!!! Love 'em both! LMAO!! The second one was the best as it was an unexpected ending. I smiled a bit. hahahaha Haha brill lol xxx ha ha ha funny they made me giggle! the proof - I'm NOT blonde! Brilliant lol good start to the day. are you that insecure that you have to put funny or not on every joke
ok you have your praise and your laughs if you put it in the jokes and riddles section and it ain't a riddle then people will expect it to be funny
maybe you should post them in the philosophy section
now i know this is a little trite but it really has become one of my pet hates
xxxfunny or notxxx
now please stop being a dick lol Nice one thanks haha very funny lol Boy, that is some silly stuff...you must be tired...have a great day...Well, it IS day in the US...I guess great night for you in the UK teehee nice 1 lol.