Catching the drunks?!
Question:
Catching the drunks?
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Answers: Even m'Husband thinks you're funny...
Keep the good work up! lol good one sky lol, i have to wonder if that would actually work... lmao good one....starred Golden oldie, good one good one Hahahahahhahaaaaa, one up for the p*ss heads mate pmsl. hahaha
funnnnnnnnnny good idea, men and their skills of diverting the truth
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL very funny
reminds me of the time 2 coppers watched steve coogan doing his paul calf stand up show & they pulled him & breathalyzed him not realising his drunk behaviour was part of his act.
starred hehehe, wonder how many will try that now, pmsl
have a star
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