Joke ::::::: Ode to the Perfect Man....?!


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Joke ::::::: Ode to the Perfect Man....?


The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is always neat and clean.

The Perfect Man likes children,
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.

The Perfect Man loves cooking,
He will clean and vacuum too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his deep-felt love for you.

The Perfect Man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name;
He's a best friend to your mother,
And will kiss away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem and rhyme,
The Perfect Man is gay.


Answers: no i'm not


good evening miss babyblue
are you up for a bit of fun?
be at my place within the hour
and be sure to bring your mum.

x x x lol, true, u get a star :) EWWW! You fancy gays. LOL, true true
here's a star for ya hahaha
funny stuff
someone finally understands why there isn't a perfect man Ok, but I can't tell what part of that is a joke. first..i thought it was gonna be a love poem. but you make me laugh hard the end~..great joke~

p/s: i am the guy the poem said n im not gay. :) Aw bb - for a minute there I thought you were talking about smila and you went and ruined it. :( lol Lmao that was really good. I thought it was a great poem, but then I read the end and got a perfect laugh out of it....star! u ruined it at the end true dat!

all the decent men out there are always either gay or taken. Great! Good one. I don't want a perfect man now. OMG lock up your daughters tricky is on one again You must be joking?
Though you can ask 'flowers'? sad but true =/ When I started to read this poem,I knew something's wrong with it.But then you've cleared my mind... how true I should have known!! D@m!!

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