Unusual finger?!
Question:
Unusual finger?
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled.
Little Johnny doesn't go, he walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can I go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well I'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can I take a shower with you?" he asks.
"NO!" says the teacher.
"I'll tell my daddy!!"
"Well, okay, I guess so."
So, they're in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can I turn off the lights?"
"No!" says the teacher.
"I'll tell my daddy."
"Well, okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can I stick my finger in your belly button?"
"NO!" says the teacher.
"I'll tell my daddy."
"Well, okay"says the teacher.
"JOHNNY!!!! That's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? That's not my finger either."
Answers: excellent
its star time lol, thats awful!!! but very good at the same time. we like!! ewwww........here's one for u
On the first day of school, the children brought Gifts
for their
teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a
Bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the Teacher a
pretty box
of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big,
heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that
it was leaking
a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with
her finger and
tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She
tasted another drop And asked, " Champagne ?.
"No," said the little boy.. "It's a puppy
CHeeRiOS That Johnny!! He's such a mischievous little scamp!
v.funny 2 women gathering carrots in a field ,1 lifts up 1 +says this reminds me of my pats dick,2nd 1 says what the lenght of it ,1st 1 says no the dirt of it hahaha funny lol § I enjoyed that one. lol hahahahaha that Johnny is such a little handful, thank god he ain't my kid hahahahahaa it was probably the size of his finger. lmao
poor fella!!! ohhhhh johnny you little devil, pmsl, another one for my friends