The old friend, funny or not?!
Question:
The old friend, funny or not?
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife
for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car,
wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.
The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There
was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa.
So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife.
No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the
wife tapped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for
him to come over to her. "I couldn't do that,"
he whispered. "Your husband is my best friend!"
"Listen sugar," she whispered back, "there ain't
nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up."
"I can't believe that," Charlie said. "Certainly if i
get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up won't he?"
"Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck
a hair out of his @sshole and see if that wakes him."
Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep.
So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed
and screwed her. When he finished, he climbed back to his
own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder
and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to determine
if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the
night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled
out one of the husband's @sshole hairs.
The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and
muttered: "Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't mind you
screwing my wife, but for pete's sake, stop using
my @ss for a god damn scoreboard!"
Answers: Lol
Thnxx for making my day
I was feeling rather depressed
Have a star :D Yeah its not bad Oh my! Obviously, this happens often.... LOL thanks for sharing. God bless**** sorry never got me to laugh!! Sort of, kinda! ha!
Kinda thing old men would laugh at after a few pints!! funny. hahahaha New, I admit - but it only scores 3 on the snigger scale hahahahah...............thats funny quite funny lol lol yer its gud haha more please. nice one there fellow
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me loling ha ha ha,,,,,,,,, gud lesson for all mischievers lol.like it