A quick cuople to finish todays jokes xxx funny or not xxx?!


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A quick cuople to finish todays jokes xxx funny or not xxx?


A man forgot his wedding anniversary. His angry wife demanded: ”Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds!“

Next morning wife found a parcel in the driveway containing a new bathroom scale…His funeral will be held on Friday!!





Little boy asks his spinster aunt: ”Why have you never married?“ she replied: ”because I have a parrot, a dog and a cat. They are just like a man, the parrot swe**s like a man, the dog f**ts continuously like a man and the cat str**s at night , like a man!“



As I grow older my body becomes like an old motorcar: every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.







Wife is heavily pregnant and in hospital to give birth. An anxious husband is watching cricket whilst awaiting news from the hospital. Eventually he could not wait any longer and called the hospital to find out about his wife, but….

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1 day ago
…..he accidentally dialed the cricket stadium. When the phone was answered he asked: ”How are things“ and was told: “fine, 3 were out by tea break, in total 7 were out by lunch time, the last one out was a duck!“ The husband fainted.


Answers: 1 day ago
…..he accidentally dialed the cricket stadium. When the phone was answered he asked: ”How are things“ and was told: “fine, 3 were out by tea break, in total 7 were out by lunch time, the last one out was a duck!“ The husband fainted. crap
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sorry Very good I like the 1st one :) The first one was funny the rest were only ok ....x hahahaahahaha!! funny one, pmsl Thanks for the jokes needed a laugh I like all those cool Ha Ha! Funny! 10! Thanks for the jokes. I really needed them this morning. good ones!!
(**) H aha ha very good have a star I really needed that laugh. Thanks. lol wicked weighty problem ,did she DIE t him .lol That was hilarious. Thanks. I liked most 8/10 Keep them coming, your a star! In fact why not have a star!! I like the first one and the last one brilliant, over all

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