Joke >>> Do you know the difference?!
Question:
Joke >>> Do you know the difference?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the diffeence between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the Irish defination for each, is listed below......
GUTS:- is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning or flying somewhere?"
BALLS:- is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer; lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the backside and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
I hope this clears up the confusion of the subject.
Answers: LMSUIAO Thats one that made me Chortle loudly LOL Thank's for the laugh Source(s):
Encyclopedia Galactica/Human Study Group lolololol haha i like that, very good. lol. thats a good one wth V funny I like that one, it made me smile guts are what men drop when theyve eaten and balls what they drop continually cos to lazy to pin em up lmfao
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I must tell my friends..lol Yes Lmafo nice so true and i never realised that there is a diference until now i know that if you get kicked in the balls it feels like your guts are coming out!! Having guts is not being afraid of being pummeled in the guts. And having balls is actually being brave enough to use your balls.
Gotcha. That's good ur next then? LMFAO!!!!!! LOL Loved it. hahahahhaaaa thanks for that hun .... lol *smile* hahahaha...i like it! funny ha ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10! this is interesting Very funny hahahaha Hahahhahahahaaaa, sounds about right hahaha i always wondered about that A distinction definitely needed to be drawn on these two terms. Thank goodness you're here to enlighten me =) Ha ha ha V good lol Excellent