Puppies...(Is it funny? Star if you think so!)?!
Question:
Puppies...(Is it funny? Star if you think so!)?
Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating.
Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?"
"Well they are making puppies," his dad says.
The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, "Hey they are making puppies!"
That night Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. Curious, Johnny asks, "What are you two doing?"
"Well we are making you a baby sister," said his dad.
"No no no" yells Johnny, "roll her over and make me some puppies!"
Answers: thats funny :D
LOL! lol...good one...here's one for you
An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the
dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and
exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite
wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean
selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke
and a bolt of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by
a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues
whispers, "Say something wise."
The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the
money.
CHeeRioS