Joke >>> How did you find out?!
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Joke >>> How did you find out?
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's for a party. "Mummy," she ask, "how old are you?
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do yo weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions & they are none of your business."
Undaunted,the little girl asks, "Why did you & daddy divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My mum won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend,"all you need to do is look at her drivers licence - it is like a report car - it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mum,"I know how old you are - you are 32!"
The mother is surprised & asks,"how did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weight 140lbs."
The mother is surprised & shocked - "how in heaven's name did you find that out?" Additional Details
22 hours ago
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you & daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an 'F' in sex."
Answers: 22 hours ago
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you & daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an 'F' in sex." LMSUIAO Thats a good'un and thankfully mine have an M for MASTER (Baiter) LOLOLOL Source(s):
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