Joke for the ladies?!

Question:

Joke for the ladies?

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8 ways vodka is better for woman than ****
1.vodka is always stiff
2.vodka doesnt look smaller when it's cold
3.vodka lasts as long as you want it to
4.vodka doesnt prod you in the bck in the mornin demanding attention
5.you dont care how far down yr throat vodka goes
6.you can have as many vodkas in 1 night without looking like a ****.
7.you can enjoy a vodka in front of yr mum
8.VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW LOL

Answers: hahahaha pass the bottle over here please ...pmsl Pretty funny!~~ hehe good one. LMAO. i love it That is funny. I'm a guy and that is still funny. LOL LOL LOL LOL

Plz giv me best anser. U get 3 pts & I get 10. Win/win situation Lol
That reminds me i must get a bottle in. i like vodka but never like that i will next time
if i get to 9 can i email you lol Lol.. I'd take vodka over my bf any day..lol good one Can you say STEREOTYPING? bang on target.lol.thanks for sharing. LOL...LUV IT!! Ha ha ha ha v good

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