Old Couple?!
Question:
Old Couple?
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when
the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at
any moment. She is to avoid stress, and never, EVER have sex again -
the strain would be too much. The couple reluctantly try to live by these
rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and the husband
decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against
temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each
other on the stairs - she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it," the man says, "because I was just coming upstairs
to kill you!"
Answers: That's great! I love it. Star for you! meet them upstairs in heaven no: 7