Hitch hiking girl?!
Question:
Hitch hiking girl?
A suburban houswife came home from her bridge game to find her
husband in bed with a young woman. The wife bellowed 'What's
going on here!'
The husband said 'Now, honey, don't get excited. This girl was
hitch hiking, so I offered her a ride. She hadn't anything to eat all
day so I brought her home to feed her. I noticed her clothers were
torn so I gave her that old pair of jeans that you don't wear. Her
blouse was in bad shape, so I gave her that shirt you havn't worn
in five years. She was barefooted so I gave her those sandals that
you never wear. And then she asked me, 'Is there anything else
your wife doesn't use any more?''
Answers: now that's a fresh excuse nobody thought of using...until they see this. :D
thanks for a smile. :) haha...gotta help people out, it's the right thing to do.