What do you think of these jokes Husband and Wife?!
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What do you think of these jokes Husband and Wife?
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."
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Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"
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Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"
Answers: hahahahah funny funny funny i loved the 1st and 4th and last one Source(s):
wna 2,3,and 5 are funny the rest arn't. haha these jokes are hilarious Oh my god!!!! These are really funny!
R they copyrighted or can I use them:))))))))) I loved them. lol ty Lol that was ssoo good and ssoo very true,have a star,and thanks for the laugh. I like # 1. It makes you think. Very true very funny, especially about wearing the ring on the wrong finger funny!=] LOL A lil funny... seems I read them all yesterday on here though. hahaha,pretty good. thanks for sharing. hahah i love it! here's a star!