BeST. JOKE. EVER.?!


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BeST. JOKE. EVER.?


So George Dubya Bush dies and goes to hell (of course). The devil meets him and says, ok Dub, good to see you again, now I have your soul for all time. The good news is that hell is a kindler, gentler place these days ... we let you choos your own punishment.

Behind this series of doors are a series of punishments, each a little different. Choose the one you want.

Well, GW replies, "That's mighty kind of you ole buddy ..." and proceeds to open door after door, each with a more horrible, disgusting punishment.

Finally after about 1000 doors, GW comes upon Bill Clinton, who is getting a hummer from of all people ... Marylin Monroe.

Bush says: "Well, that seems like a decent one buddy, I'll take that.

The Devil replies: "Are you sure George my friend, don't forget this will go on forever..."

Bush: "I am ready for my punishment, your holiness"

So the devil taps Marylin on the shoulder and says:" OK Marylin, you are relieved ..."


Answers: hhhhhhahhahahhahhahaha No, it is fairly subscriptive of what George deserves, but this joke was old when LBJ was President. Probably when John Adams was Prez too. lol too good for him Quite funny - but as a Brit I didn't get the 'hummer' reference straight away. I thought you guys called them head jobs? Ha Ha! Funny! 10! oh was that good!!! starred!!! Funny, thanks for posting.

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