I've told this one before . . . . but I love it...?!
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I've told this one before . . . . but I love it...?
One Sunday after mass, a choirboy trips as he leaves the Chapel.
Over and over he goes until he lands at the bottom of the Chapel steps, blood oozing from his head.
A passer by stops, "It's ok son, I've called an ambulance. Would you like me to fetch the priest?"
The boy looks up with glazed eyes and says " I'm f***ing dying here, sex is the last thing on my mind!!"
Answers: baby keep telling it,i like it,it's real!!!!!! boooooooo hissssssssssss...not funny. try again No dont like that one, I know loads of poeple who would laugh but nah, not me! gave u a star...........here's one for u
The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he's sure the Pope will stop and talk to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking bum who doesn't smell very good. As the Pope comes walking by he leans over and says something to the bum and then walks right by the local man. He can't believe it, then it hits him. The pope won't talk to him, he's concerned for the unfortunate people the poor and feeble ones. Thinking fast, he gives the bum $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the bums clothing and runs down the street to line up for another chance for the pope to stop and talk to him. Sure enough, the Pope walks right up to him this time, leans over close and says "I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!" ummm..okay!!! my turn..
kk..here it goes..
There was once a quiz show that was only for blondes. A random spotlight chooses a blond from the crowd. She hurriedly rushed out onto the stage full of joy on having been chosen. The commentator asks, "R u ready?"
"Yes!!!"
"Your first question is, what is 2+3=...?"
"Ummmm...6?"
"Wrong, the correct answer is 5!"
At this point the crowd screams, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
"Alright, alright!!" says the commentator.
"Question number 2, what is 2+2...?"
"Oh! I know this time, 3"
"WRONG! The correct answer is 4."
The crowd yells again, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
"Fine, last 1 alright," says the commentor
"What is 2+1...?
After a while of careful thinking, "3!"
and the crowd screams..."Give her another chance, give her another chance."
...yer that's my fave, a bit long but yer it's more interesting when a person tells u it than write it down. lol good one!! starred!!! Funny, thanks for posting.