A dog limps into a saloon?!
Question:
A dog limps into a saloon?
and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
Answers: okay that one required me to get a napkin/cloth to wipe the slobber off my monitor. The bartender replies, "It was a woman. She's in the back. I'll go retrieve 'er" the saloon keeper says"the marshall did it,go bite the law." Silly but funny! 10! Funny, thanks for posting.