Could I borrow 2 of your best jokes please........I have just got a date next we!
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Could I borrow 2 of your best jokes please........I have just got a date next week?
nothing vulgar.....thanks Additional Details
21 hours ago
I will be myself.....but there is bound to be that uncomfortable silence
Answers: 21 hours ago
I will be myself.....but there is bound to be that uncomfortable silence What does the milkman say? Do you want it in the front, or in the back?haahaa. This one I don't have quite right but it goes something like this, There's all these people at an airport and they say they are going to load the plane by nationality starting with A. This kid say's to his Dad, we're African Americans, his Dad say's, not today were not. They get to the letter B, the kid say's, Dad, we're black, Dad say's not today were not. Get to the letter C, the kid say's Dad were colored, Dad says not today were not, today we're Ni***r's. lol.Wish I could remember exactly how the joke went, but that's the basics of it. Why tell jokes on a date - Just be yourself!! A girl likes a man that can just talk about themselves and is interested in them... not cracking jokes, or being sarcastic every second!! What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip! whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff...
Whats purple and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath! you people and dates my first date was in gr4 and didnt stress or anythin Q: What does DNA stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
okay that was probabley not the best attempt at a joke, but i wanted to help... (:* so a pity laugh would be appreciated - thank you * Take her to a comedy show! Let them make her laugh and you get the reward ; > Never, ever tell jokes when you are on a date. Your date will pretend they are funny and laugh but won't be amused at all. You'll be lucky to get a second date. go to my page and then my ?'s 2nd page i think u dont have to if you dont want to but i have gotten many comments saying these jokes are hilarious heres one below