Wanna hear a clean one?!
Question:
Wanna hear a clean one?
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,
'How are you doing? Are you happy here?'
The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!
Answers: Nice duder! I finally have a joke to tell my little girl! cute LOL! that's a knee slapper lol.... too bad the mice didn't have Jerry the mouse as a leader. lol!!! that was so funny! : ) Funny and cute. :-) predictable and not really funny. HAHA! oh i love that! Ha, ha....very cute.
This gets a ten and a star, nice to hear a clean joke for a change. wheelie fun knee.lol lmfaooooooooooooooooooo i loved it mate this was one hialrious johe that i have heared lol
cheers and have fun and thnx for the laughter mate ROFL - that's a good one. Thanks.
@-->-->----- haha - thats cute funny not really funny but it was cute lol good one