Doctor doctor,?!

Question:

Doctor doctor,?

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my lil boy swallowed a bullet,what should i do? well for a start,dont point him at me....

Answers: Put him in the dog house and he'll sweat it out!

Here's another doctor doctor joke:

Joe recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said Joe was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, Joe couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," Joe replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
Joe said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," Joe said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," Joe said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shxte?" u know knock knock jokes r the 1s i hate the most now they r the worst thing in the world...................... better stand back if he starts farting bang bang.

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