Hey? U Like this joke?!
Question:
Hey? U Like this joke?
Warning: Mild content
A man was drowning in a river when he spotted two eagles in the distance.
"hey? Need some help?" They asked.
"Nope god will save me." The man said.
The birds shrugged and flew away
The man was still drowning when another eagle came down
"Dude, need any help getting to land?" The eagle asked
"No way, god will save me!" The man said.
The bird shrugged and flew away.
The man died after two minutes
Up in heaven he asked god, "Why didn't you save me?"
"I sent you three eagles you dope!" God yelled.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Three friend where walking up a moutain when they heard a thundering voice "Jump off thid cliff and I'll let you be what ever you want.
Dick ran off first "Duck!" And turned into a duck
Harry ran second "Goose!" And turned to a goose.
Marty wasn't paying any attention to the thundering voice so when he fell off he shouted, "Harry! Dick!" And turned to a hairy dick.
Answers: dude....the second joke was hilarious....LMAO
although i've heard the first joke before I still got a kick out of it.
Keep it up.
:) lol i love it Hahhahahaha...lol. Funny,man! pretty funny. =] lol.good one.