Borat-like funny joke?!


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Borat-like funny joke?


I've heard a funny joke in a cellular phone that went like this :

(In a weird Borat-like accent)
I went in a hotel in Italy and in the morning I went down to have breakfast. I call the waitress and say I want two piece of toast, but she brings me one piece. I say I want 2 piece (she understands that he wants to piss), she says go to the toillete, I say you don't understand I want 2 piece on the table, she says you better not piss on the table (the next word is really bad so I will not include it)....

Sorry about the language, but this was what he said. If you could tell me where to find it I would appreciate it.

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19 hours ago
There was actually more but I cannot remember it.


Answers: 19 hours ago
There was actually more but I cannot remember it. It is the Italian in New York:

One day, I go to New York. So I go to this otel. I wanna ave breakfast in the morning. So I order two piss toast. But they only give me one piss. So I say "I want two piss". They say "You want to piss, you go to toilet". I say "You no understand, I want two piss on the table!" They say "You better no piss on the table, you son of a *****!"

So I got to a restaurant and order a dinner. Then I see there is a knife and a spoon, but no fock. So I say "I wanna fock". The waitress say "Everybody wanna fock..." I say "You no understand, I wanna fock on the table!" So she say "You better no fock on the table, you son of a *****!!"

I come back to my otel. Then I see on my bed there's no ****! I call the manager and say "I wanna ****!" He say "You wanna ****, you go to toilet!" I say "You no understand, I wanna **** on the bed!!" He say "You better no **** on the bed, you son of a *****!!!"

So I go to the airport, and a man tell me "Peace on you!" I say "Piss on you too, you son of a *****! I'm going back to my Italy"! Thanks nice.But you can say the jokes more funny as more than this one. Dat borat is wery funniy
pece on table is not good in Kazakhstan
yagzamech the word which you didnt write which the witress told is "you son of a b!tch!"
Yeah, and then he went to the room and there were no sheets on the bed. he called the house keeping and said, " I want sheets on my bed". the house keeper answered, "Sorry, Sir you can use the toilet". he said, " you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed!". the house keeper (angrily) said, " well, you better not sh!t on the bed, you son of the b!tch!".
Finally he didnt want to stay there and went to the front desk for check-out. After the checking-out was finished the receptionist said, "peace on you". and he answered (really angrily, "PISS on YOU, you son of a b!tch!".
thats what happened. ok

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