An honest lawyer?!
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An honest lawyer?
A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me." The man handed the three men identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, " I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."
Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing."
Ten the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount! Additional Details
1 day ago
Karl wolf: ur answers so funny... how will yer man cash his cheque???
Answers: 1 day ago
Karl wolf: ur answers so funny... how will yer man cash his cheque??? I'v e heard this one before and thought it was great !
An honest lawyer --ha-- always some kind of discrepancy Ok, I geusse that's funny, but I didn't get it! Ha Ha very good!! This joke while funny makes a poignant point about the nature of credit and the debt system of western modern capitalism lol What do you call a lawyer with his feet in cement at the bottom of the sea? A start. lol....i guess haaaaa! that was pretty good. but i thought the lawyer would have wrote a check for all three and kept the envelopes. Hey i did not bother to read the joke cause the title alone is a Lie...who lawyer who know that is honest...hey come on now..they are liers and good liers ya know next to politicians..lol lol that was funny. Ha Ha! Funny! 10! i didn't get it until i read the extra part that was added. Not only are Lawyer's lier's, we pay them to do it for us and we are happy about it, until they have a better lawyer, then they are all crooked. Well they are all crooked anyway. brill