Snail joke!!?!
Question:
Snail joke!!?
ok so there was this snail who wanted a new car so he went to the car dealership.
he gets there and tells the car salesman, "I would like a new car with a big 'S' painted on it."
the car salesman says, "Why?"
and the snail replies, "So everyone can look at me and say, 'look at that s-car-go!'"
Answers: cute! :-D This has got be the winner....
for the oldest piece of crap joke ever posted! Yeah, that was cute!