Stopped for speeding - funny or not?!
Question:
Stopped for speeding - funny or not?
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says,
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Answers: hahah.....good one...here's one for you
A man comes from overseas to get a job as a tree trimmer in the US. For his job, he has a huge knife and attempts to walk through airport security with it. The security officer asks "Where are you going with that knife?" The man replies "I go to America to chop bush!"
CHeeRioS ?.....and........................ read it before but very good What? Please explain. love it , very very funny , have star. Irish humor. Funny. ummm...?... Worth a star. lol I wonder if I could pull that off..... hahaha that is excellent. I get it. The water was turned into wine. hahaha Wow. That's great. lol Mmmmm ok lol luv it Very funny hahahaha lol
nice one. lol nice lol Cute! Yeah I liked that one,,,have a star,,ha ha ha ha