Why I fired my secretary?!
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Why I fired my secretary?
Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.", and I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day; we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out… carrying a big birthday cake, ....followed by my wife and children. All were smiling and singing Happy Birthday. ... and there on the couch I sat….with nothing on but my socks....
Answers: lol,lol,lol,lol,lol all the way to the floor.
Well... qhouly05 ...so you thought your secretary went in the bedroom ,took her clothes off, ready for sex....what are you like?.What do you take us women for?.lol.
I wish I was there to see that look on that face of yours.lol.lol.lol.
In front of the children too.
Well,well,well what can I say.
Oh yea I know serves you right you naughty man.lol. LMAO! That's a good one! ...ok... lol!!! funny!!!!!! lol LMAO!!! Haha thats hillarious LMBO