Oh dear!, I've run out of alcohol, amuse me?!
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Oh dear!, I've run out of alcohol, amuse me?
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11 hours ago
Hayley M: a "intervention", sos I'm lost on what that is
11 hours ago
daffyd max: I've heard the Scotiish/English version but thanks that's good!!:-)
Answers: 11 hours ago
Hayley M: a "intervention", sos I'm lost on what that is11 hours ago
daffyd max: I've heard the Scotiish/English version but thanks that's good!!:-) ok come over((jk))
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Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage, you can read it from bottom to the top !!!
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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!" Amuse Deez! Go ask your neighbor if they have a cup of vodka you can borrow.. No thanks i am fine. i have lots of alcohol ha ha ha (evil laugh) I have 3 dozen cans of lager in the bedroom if you want to take the trouble to turn up. Did you share....No!
Amuse yourself......
Not like that.........Here's a hanky Ask your local alcohol provider if they do home delivery. well, they want me to get you to pay your tab so I'm afraid I can't do amusing until you pay up......:-) Call the 1-800 number for your area AA. God bless**** Dude that sucks!!! I'm drinking red wine. I have one more glass' worth but that's cool cos I have to get up in the morning! Depending on how much you have had, it will be in your system for a while yet. So relax, read, sleep, meditate. Alcohol is not that essential to our happiness, I'm so sorry, I'll go and get you more right now. Take two glasses out because I'll be right there. This is a terrible thing to have happened to you ... hmm ... only 5 quid will get you lots more here in camden take off your shoes and let me tuck you in. see you tomorrow. nightie night. Oh dear, this could be dangerous you don't want to go into work tomorrow sober, i did that once and actually became a productive member of the team, never again! Can't you run out and catch the off licence before they close mate? i have lots left would u like some of mine? If you're that adicted to alclohol either buy some more, go to rehab, or ask your dad to get you an intervention go get some more !!!!! Hey have you been drinking all day. You asked a question this afternoon, while i was cooking my dinner, and that was to do with drink. I can't believe you have been on it all day, I would be ill now if I was doing what you have done.
You typing isn't wonky though! Me too but i always carry back up... How many Canadians does it take to amuse an Elric ?????? your kidneys will be pleased so will your liver cant you hear
them celebrating ? your head will get heavy soon followed by a stickly rough throat when you swallow thirst hits but waters shite
irritability and the ability to think about anything without hating it slowly dissapears followed by kicking a toes sized hole in the bottom of your bed room/frontroom door
and then fuxxing dissin your life so far as being donkey piss followed by sleeping with all your clothes on all night and waking at around 530am with a horrible sensation that there is half a tray of used cat lit in your mouth~alchol is shite when you havent got any left How about a magic trick?
I just pulled 2 hares out of my underpants.
humour..... an Eskimo takes his car to a garage with oil and water pouring from the engine.
The mechanic looks at it and says "Looks like you've blown a seal mate"
Eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my moustache" no. right I've got a joke my only one mind my son told it to me!!
Why did umpty dumpty push his wife off the wall?
So he could see her crack!! lmao just opened a bottle of wine care for a glass bit late i know but wtf x I cannot, for i have no alcohol too.
You should have seen the state of me on Friday night though. That would have amused you. Amuse you, huh! Okay Elric; You, Me a deck of cards and I'm wearing my p.j.'s! I can trash talk you for at least 15 minutes, then it's up to you!