O.J. Dies and goes to Hell.........?!
Question:
O.J. Dies and goes to Hell.........?
The Devil meets him and says. " O.J. , I have been so busy I don't have your room ready, but I have a few people who weren't as bad as you who I can let you trade places with. I'll even let you choose who I release so you can take their place.
Go down that hall and open doors until you find one you want to trade with."
So O.J. starts down the hall and opens the 1st door. Inside is Ted Kennedy jumping off a bridge and swimming to shore, jumping and swimming, over and over...O.J. says " I'm a poor swimmer I can't do that for eternity." and moves to the next door. He opens the 2nd door and sees Al Gore with a sponge scrubbing a big SUV, behind that one is a thousand more muddy SUV's. O.J. says " I have a bad shoulder, I can't wash all those cars" So he moves on. He opens the 3rd door and there is Bill Clinton lying on a bed , buck naked. and between his legs is Monica Lewenski. O.J. says to the Devil,"OK,this is good, I'll trade". The Devil says
" OK Monica you can go now"
Answers: That is a good one! Thanks for making me laugh!
That's a mental picture that is horrible - Slick Willie butt naked ICKY - worse picture would be Hillary butt naked. Me too! I want door number 3 !!
That is hysterical!! Can't wait to tell my Mum.
Have a great night. Whimsical, but didn't make me laugh. ha eewwwwwww gay buut devil punk lol HAHA that was sooooo funny (not being sarcastic) lol--- u getta star So ,he was given a choice ,just like we all are ,what makes him so special? His place is in the kitchen with Aunt Jemima from 8 to 5 but then he has to sleep with my husband the rrest of the time.,lol!!!! very good...... lol made me laugh! Thanks for the smile!! omg lol! i didnt see that coming! A star! LOL
funny. hahahahahhahahahahahahhaahaha *clutches tummy n fall off chair laughing*