Does anyone have a long pointless joke with a moral?!


Question:

Does anyone have a long pointless joke with a moral?


besides the one about the purple wombat or the one about the green guy, the blue guy, the red guy, and the pink lady.


Answers: So there's this guy, and his car breaks down in the middle of no where. Fortunately, there is church nearby, and they ministers are kind enough to let him stay. While he's there, he overhears some of the ministers talking about the secret of life. When he asks one of them what the secret of life is, all they say is "I can't tell, you're not a minister." So the next day, the guy finishes fixing his car, and drives home. He comes back to that church 5 years later and tells the ministers that he is now a minister, so now they can tell him the secret of life. So one minister takes a key from a closet and unlocks a secret door. Then they go up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. Then they get to another door. Then the minister says, "Oh, shoot. I forget the other key. So then they go up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. They grab the second key and go back through the door. They go up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. And up some stairs, and down some stairs. (you can keep this going as long as you want, for ex.: they find a sea of fire and forget the fire proof boat, they find a bunch of man eating masquitos and forget the repellent, etc.) Then they reach another door, and go through, and the man finds out what the secret of life is. Moral: What's the secret of life you ask? I can't tell you, you're not a minister. Source(s):
sorry if you wasted ten minutes reading that and are going wtf?? It's long but it's funny at the end... might make u happy for few sec :)


A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."


Morale of the story....
"Don't Judge Too Quickly.
Not everything you see is what it appears to be."
Haha.

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