Are these short joke funny...?!
Question:
Are these short joke funny...?
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for
women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the
bottle."
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.
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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
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MY RATINGS
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl!
Answers: Great ! You did it again, Conan !!!
... but what in hell does ?XXL?
stand for ??? ....
Aaron they're ok. neat ones....!
Here are my ratings as follows, hope u like 'em?
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do
Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. ok pretty gd Pretty good.