Why didnt she find this poem romantic or is it a little to romantic?!
Question:
Why didnt she find this poem romantic or is it a little to romantic?
Of Course I Love Ya Darling
Your A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say Your Gorgeous
I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side
I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
Theres Somethin There To Grab
So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More
I Tell Ya, I Dont Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get My Arms Around There
No Sheila Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know Ya Did Ya Best
Im Tellin Ya The Truth Now
I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think Its Very Sexy
That Youv Got Dimples On Ya Thighs
I Swear On Me Nannas Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As
I Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot U Look Like
Ill Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On
And Get Me Another Beer!
Answers: this is realy funny, may be the part about her bum,belly,brests& the final shut up and get me a beer, i think that might be little non-romantic. first, i think she didn't like the bit where you discibed her bottom and her breasts. its rather affensive to certain people and can have a super affectiveness to others. i think the lady you teried to persue is feeling affended rather than falttered,and you shouldn't speak to a lay in such a way of the last 2 lines.
Females aren't slaves and if you treat them like it, you may find yourself in a difficult situation ending up into a divorce if you're maried. Oh yes, definately a little too romantic... lol ;) That is very romantic...send it off to your wife or girlfriend and see what happens to your romance. I am sure you will see fireworks Yeah !!!
It is not ... I mean
?not too romantic?...
It is pure reality....
Thank You... Aaron.