Pre-nuptial agreement?!
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Pre-nuptial agreement?
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."
Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"
The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
Answers: lmao good one star! These jokes are just FUNNY gooden Hadn't heard that one before 8/10 Well funny, star Ha ha that's gonna hurt. Still I bet it shut her up!!
:-))) hahaha nice ones § If I were her, I'd be a bit more leniant on that last request...
Tehehe, I dont like to change my man, I'll take him as is. Ha ha ha! Good one! h3ll ill marry the man!!! lol ha ha ha funny little irish puggy x thats so funny x still chuckling x :-) x Oh! Well,Well,Well !! I bet she grab the phone in a hurry the marriage can now take place !! She can now buy the guy a personality to match his ............well you get the picture! these jokes are very funny!!!<ab>