The love dress?!
Question:
The love dress?
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Mom, it's my LOVE dress!! Don't you like it?" I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over" replies the mom.
When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!"
Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: "Honey, what are you doing?" she give him the same answer her daughter gave her, "It's my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?" Her husband thinks long and hard and says, "I think you should have ironed it!"
Answers: Brilliant. made me laugh. thanks. is this a joke? I don't get when people put jokes on here.
I mean, where does the question element come in?
Funny BTW. didn't i read that somewhere in this section just yesterday? Duck, they will be gunning for you thats almost funny Omg, lol! But if she really did iron it, I wouldn't be laughing then. :S Well, I don't think she would because I don't know a mother that stupid, lol! Well, anyways, funny! haha yes that creased me haha. hahahahaahahahaaa! what's hahaha
HAHAHA (Huge Abdominal Heaving Always Happening Arbitrarily) is an oral exclamation sound that erupts with great force from the abdomen when the person-in-question's brain makes a noticeable hop inside the skull, which the HAHAHA tries to counter. The magnitude of this reaction varies greatly from person to person, and is often determined by the size of the subject's brain. A subject with a very small brain, for example, may therefore be subjected to hopping several times a minute, which can result in extremely long periods of HAHAHA in which the brain may hop, rotate, twist, rattle and slam at increased rates, eventually leading to severe brain damage or sterility.
The logical assumption to make here is that people with large brains make no HAHAHA at all... Which is almost a fact. Large-brained people with high HAHAHA tendencies just don't have the ability to spread or accept HAHAHA-effects to/from subjects of lesser brains.
HAHAHA may also, in some cases, discharge from large, bearded men with constipation. Now that is excellent. Thanks. § hahaha good one. thanks that was funny. Not bad.