Once upon a time?!
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Once upon a time?
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do push-ups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat as**s not doing a thing.
One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercised all day.
Stanley said, "Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one."
A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of the others.
All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his might. "Go back! Go back!" he screamed. "Its a b**w job!" Additional Details
10 hours ago
help yourself james c
Answers: 10 hours ago
help yourself james c You definitely get a star from me!! That was great! Thanks for making me laugh so hard on such an awful day!!! brilliant OLD OLD OLD - LMAO!! that's funny!! LOL yes funny he he excellent, distinctive, striking, superb that was good nice one ...
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Can I retell your joke again and copy it. Hope i Can.Tks.
James C It was an old one but ten times better that a lot on here at the moment (if you read some of them you will realise that that is not quite as complimentary as it sounds). that's an old one, but it is funny