Any Funny blonde jokes?!
Question:
Any Funny blonde jokes?
Are there any more funny blonde jokes out there? The funniest blonde joke would be given 10 points!
Answers: A blonde walks into a store and asks the clerk "Can I buy that t.v over there?" the clerk says "No. you're a blonde." The blonde goes home, dies her hair brown and goes back to the store and ask again "Can I buy that t.v over there?" but the clerk says "No. you're a blonde." The blonde goes home again, dies her hair purple and goes back to the store and asks "Can I buy that t.v over there?" again the clerk says "No. you're a blonde." The blonde asks the clerk "How did you know everytime that I was a blonde?". The clerk answers "Because that's not a t.v, it's a microwave." You're so blond it took you 2 hours to watch 60 minuets DISCLAIMER : I am not responsible for any hurt feelings and/or busted guts.
A blonde wearing headphones went to get her hair cut. The hair cutter says "I need you to take off your headphones so I can cut your hair".
The blonde says "I can't. They're the only thing keeping me alive".
The hair cutter says screw it and takes the headphones off anyway. When he does, the blonde dies.
The hair cutter picks up the headphones and listens.
"Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out" is what he hears.
This isn't the original version. There's a slightly funnier verson, but I can't remember it right now. Q: why did the blonde die while raking leaves?
A: she fell out of the tree. Did you hear about the blonde that froze at the drive-in movie theater?
She was watching the movie "Closed for the Season". Why is a blonde like a computer?
You don't appreciate either one until they go down on you. Two blondes are driving along and see another blonde in a rowboat rowing away in the middle of a wheat field. They pull over and the first blonde from the car yells, "Its idiots like you who give blondes a bad name!" The second one yells, "And if I could swim I would go out there and tip you over!"