Make me laugh?!
Question:
Make me laugh?
tell me a joke or something!
Answers: Blonde joke....hope no one gets offended
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying,
I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it under the pecan tree next
to the slide on the north side of the
playground.
Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the
pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said,
How could you do this to a fellow Blonde? I JUST STARTED A NEW JOB ITS OK BUT I LIKED MY OLD ONE BETTER ,I WAS A LIFE GUARD AND SOME LITTLE BLUE BOY GOT ME FIRED.
A MAN MOVING HIS BUSINESS TO A NEW LOCATION ORDERED SOME FLOWERS FROM A FLORIST FOR THE OPENING DAY.
AND WHEN THE FLOWERS CAME HE WAS SO UP SET AND CALLED THE FLORIST AND TOLD HIM HE WAS OUTRAGED THE FLOWERS SAID SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS YOU'LL BE MISSED . AND THE FLORIST SAD DON'T BE TO UP SET THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WORSE OFF THAN YOU .WHAT THE MAN SAID ,AND THE FLORIST REPLIED SOME WHERE OUT THERE THERE IS SOME ONE HAVING A FUNERAL AND THE FLOWERS SAY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW LOCATION LOL you have fever, the ant said to the elephant, don't worry i will take u to the doctor provided u sit on my back. ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
ok
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? The camel and the elephant"
This may be a little disgusting. Please do not be offended.
One day, a camel walked past the elephant.
Camel: Elephant? Why is your dick grown on on face? Who wants to see it? Disgusting.
Elephant: Stupid camel, why is your breasts grown on your back?
DONT FEEL OFFENDED! XD A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." little Johnny is in school he gets up and asks the teacher hay teech i gotta pee. can i go?the teacher says to Little johnny the proper way of asking to go to the bathroom is to say you have to urinate now can you use it in a sentence? little johnny says ya teech your an 8 but if you had bigger **** you'd be a 10