The parrot?!
Question:
The parrot?
This couple had a parrot who always spoke his mind. One day the wife came running out of the bathroom crying. She asked her husband what he thought about her private part, and he said he thinks it's cute and fullfills all his desires. Feeling better she told her husband that he needs to get rid of the parrot. I did, said the husband, I flushed it down the toilet. He's not dead said the wife. I went to the bathroom to pee, and do you know what he said to me? What did he say? He said
"Wheeeeew that's a big cut".
Answers: Not sure about that one really. Wait... What??