I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today..........?!
Question:
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today..........?
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
Answers: Went to the Sex shop to buy a life size inflatable doll
The assistant asked if I wanted male or female, I said I'd take female.
O.k. do you want white or black? I said I wasn't fussy I'd take either.
Do you want Christian or Islamic? What the hells the difference ? I asked
Well, he said, the Isalmic ones blow themselves up tell them that it needs oil first so we need to invade iraq again lol haha lol
thats gd Thats very funny ha ha very funny.
NOT Oh yes!!!! that's gonna cause a stir!!!
I thought it was great. Well done. lol Nice,but you will most likely get a fatwa for that one,keep it up. That is funny! I nearly wet myself! :) Poor joke lol Last time I posted an Islamic joke, I had my question removed by the mafia!! Nice one, a star to you ole pal