An english man, irish man, scottish man!?!
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An english man, irish man, scottish man!?
eating lunch one day, english man says if my wife makes me ham snadwiches tomorrow i am gonna throw myself of the tallest building I can find, scottish man nods yeah if my wife makes me turkey sandwiches tomorrow i am gonna do that too, irish man says if my wife makes me cheese sandwiches tomorrow ill do that aswell.
next day they all go to lunch and open their lunch boxes up the english man says thank god for that pork, the scottish man says oh thank god for that cheese the irish man says oh great cheese sandwiches so of he goes and throws himself of the highest building he can find.
Next week at the funeral the wives are standing around the graveside and the irish mans wife pipes up 'I have no idea why he did' and she starts to cry then finishes her sentence 'he makes his own sandwiches'
Answers: i have no idea why i laughed so hard at this joke but i laughed so hard that i was crying
thank you i really needed that today ha ha, very funny heh, heard that one before Siht, thought that joke died in the 50's lol, that's cute I don't really see the humor. Is this some kind of stereotype joke where Europeans all have bad teeth? Heard it before, but I heard it was the English man that was the dumb one! made me laugh i think that it goes like they had it "every day for the past 5 years"
work on your joke telling skills:)
but not here I read this last week, but the guy was blonde not Irish.
Funnier when he was blond. ? is it suicide good one cheers for that where ha ha did ha you hahahahahaha hear that haha that was hahahahaha hilarious :) Let me guess. Blonde, right? hahaha very very funny. § nice Pretty good.