The celibate nun?!

Question:

The celibate nun?

---

ok this bus driver was on the last stop for the night, a nun boarded the bus and asked if she could speak to him for a minute ... he thought what the hell ok sure, so she began "i have been a nun all my life, i am now 40 but before i die i want to experience the pleasures of sex, but i also wish to die a virgin so the sex must be anal, and i also dont want to commit the sin of adultary so the man who takes me must not be married"
ok said the bus driver, he took her to the second floor and pouded on her for a while
while she was leaving the bus he stopped her feeling slightly guilty and said "im sorry but ive lied to you, im married and i have 2 sons"
she turnes around and sais "its ok ive lied as well, my names Barry and im off to a fancy dress party"

Answers: Very good have a star ╔╗╔══╦╗
║║║╔╗║║
║╚╣╚╝║╚╗
╚═╩══╩═╝



SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS ! brilliant! heard it before tho still hilarious!! lol thanks lol very funny Funny. lol Priceless, thanks for that, and heres a star to show my appreciation

:) xx

---