Man walks into a bar?!
Question:
Man walks into a bar?
A amn walks into a bar with a giraffe.
He asks the barman for two pints of beer, one for him one for his giraffe frined.
Up pops the two pints and they're finished in 2 minutes.
He asks for another two, and again they are soon gone.
This goes on all evening until neither of them can stand.
The barman orders them a taxi but only the man gets up and leaves.
the barman shouts to him
"Hey, you cant leave that lying there!
The man replies
"It's not a Lion, it's a giraffe"
Answers: You stuck your neck out on that one, but it was well worth it. *rimshot* lol omg that was just sad That's hilarious!!! ha ha ha funny boom boom!
worth a star! thats so funny i wish i could give u 100 stars for that joke I didn't want to laugh...but I did anyway. hahaha! goood one!! That was too far up in the air 4 me. an old one but a good one. mmmmmmmmmm