One For The Girls?!

Question:

One For The Girls?

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A new version of that old classic "I will survive" by Gloria
> Gaynor......hope you like it.....SING IT GIRLS !!!!!
>
> At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
> When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died!
> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
> grew strong, and knew that I could take you on....
> But there you are, another lie,
> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
> Should have knovwn there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!...
>
> Go on now - Go!, walk out the door,
> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out?
> Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count??!!
>
> (Chorus)
>
> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> with a handful of latex!
> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>
> It took all my self control not to augh out loud, when I saw your little
> wiener standing tall and proud!
> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
> Saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed!
>
> (Chorus)
>
> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> with a handful of latex!
> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Answers: I gotta say it,that song spells talent!! Lol,that was good. HAHA..

awesome song! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, when I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm Saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed!

^^^^hahahaha genius. i'm gonna sing this once i get home. This song is a must listen when i'm feeling happy. Thanks =) Brilliant!!!! Thanks for the song

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