Bad example xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
Bad example xxx funny or not xxx?
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b**ch" and the women called the man a "b***ard".
Their son walked in and said "What does b**ch and b***ard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have s*x, the women said "feel my t**ties" and the man said "feel my d**k".
Their son walked in and asked "What does ti**ies and d**k mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Sh*t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F**k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Additional Details
1 day ago
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b**ches and ba**ards, put your d*cks and t**ties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f**king the turkey!
Answers: 1 day ago
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b**ches and ba**ards, put your d*cks and t**ties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f**king the turkey! hahaha
your asking for trouble now...................... Hahahahaha I love it. cool Awesome!! I just can't stop laughing at this one!!! Thats good. sooo funny, loved it ahaha...lovely....very good....
kisses good one. brill, have a star Top of my list !!!! really funny!!!! Excellent ones. lol hahaha thats pretty funny Predictable. funny okay, everybody - got the lecture?!
never tell your kids such a darn sheet!
*rofl* Brilliant and thanks. Wow you are good at the jokes. Thanks for brightening my day. sick but funny LOL
Loving your jokes.