You think your having a bad day xx funny or no xxx?!


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You think your having a bad day xx funny or no xxx?


How you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day...

You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
The news is showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke, only you don't have a waterbed.
Your bed is vibrating wildly--and you are in Los Angeles
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your wife says, "Good morning, David" and your name is George.
You are past 50 and the rabbit dies.
You wake up face down on the pavement.


Answers: I can have a bad day without any of those. lmao. lol Excellent, thanks for the laugh! thats one shitty day. haha, nice one pmsl Someone is having a bad day alright. lmao I am soooo glad that ain't me. lmao LOL!! like it thanks!! hahahaha thanx! I feel sorry for the people who go through that now! lol

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