A young boy with only a head and no body?!
Question:
A young boy with only a head and no body?
really loves football and wishes he could play like all the other able bodied people.
He tells his mother this who's reply is that if you pray to god every night and be a good boy you never know.
So every night the little boy prays to god then one morning he wakes up to find his wish has come true he has arms legs a fully functioning body so off he runs down the stairs shouting mum, mum look, look i have a body.
I know she says and hands him a football kit, boots and a ball.
Wicked says the small boy and puts on his kit runs out of the house into the road and bam gets run over killed stone dead by a bus.
And the morale of the story is......
Quit while you're A-Head
Answers: It's not sick it's funny you need to lighten up a bit :) Sorry don't like it at all. That's cruel. HaHa. Just give him a piece a string and tell him he can be a conker if he likes. D'oh ! I do like the PUNch line! A bit sick that one. dont like it..sorry lol!!!!!! is that really supposed to be funny. It wasnt that bad. the old ones are good 'uns...have a star i would imagine he had a vast collection of hats from birthdays and christmas hehehee nice haha not bad