Newly wed couple ?!


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Newly wed couple ?


The newly wed couple were in the honeymoon suit getting ready for bed when the woman,a former prostitute realises her new husband is about to find out she is no virgin,so she comes up with a cover story.

She says "darling on my hen night i was walking home when i needed to relieve my self,so i climbed over a fence and in to a field and caught my vagina on a post so it may seem a bit stretched".

The husband says "not to worry",then gets down to work,after a while he stops and asks "just how far accross the field was you when you realised you had caught it"

lol


Answers: lol. Here's a star!!! Hee hee hee, love the name too!!! nice very good - funny!! mmmmmmmmm.....yummy!.....lol Wow, I expect a divorce soon. eewww! thats gross!!!!!

but kinda funny!!! haha!

Tinks xoxox haha average. " I'm sorry, the person who was due to leave a response is currently choking with fits of laughter in front of his computer. We apologise for the delay and hope to post an answer in the near future. Thank you for calling." hee hee - I like it she just made a cover lol good one :) !!! LOL

Funny

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