Bra Shopping?!
Question:
Bra Shopping?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
Answers: I'll take the Baptist bra. LOL!!!
It'll make my husband happy.
Before it gets erased I'm going to look for the Nun joke. I need a Catholic in the Salvation Army Please! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CATHOLICS AND RELIGIOUS GROUPS SUCH AS BAPTISTS AND ALSO OTHER HUMANITY GROUPS SUCH AS THE SALVATION ARMY?
What is wrong with you?
Do you think it's actually funny to be saying all these _ucking stupid, dumb, pathetic sacriligeous jokes against decent people?
Good grief you're so psychotic and pure evil!
By the way I reported this yahoo to have this vile idea of your joke to be removed! I also reported that other vile joke you made against the 3 nuns to be removed as well!
I don't know there people who think I'm nuts for not thinking these kinds of jokes are funny because they're not!
Any acceptable person feels the same way as well as god and the other angelic people upstairs! Ha Ha! Funny! hahahaha flying sky broom rid i fink ur the one whos psychotic hahaha its a joke hun get ova it a very funny one at that fanx theater fan urm i think i need the first two only coz im pregnant so other wise it would be the last 2 lol Thanks
I never realised how many Baptists there were in the country funny thats hilarious!!!!!!!!! its a good joke but too bad it offends some....
anywayz my parents are salvation army officers hahaha
dont know which one I need, guess it would be the baptist one A nice big star for you, now I know what to look for in a woman.